5. Sarcasm is your coping mechanism
All your pent up frustration comes out in the form of sarcastic comments. Which in your personal opinion is much better than the possible alternative of punching people in the face.
6. You often wonder why people can’t be more like you
You have mastered the art of minimal communication and as far as you’re concerned it’s working. You are awesome, hilarious and delightful, after coffee, over text, to people who actually care about what you have to say. Why can’t everyone else take a leaf?
7. You have zero tolerance for stupid people
The problem with stupid people is that they have no idea how stupid they are.