Alcohol is something we all need to be careful with.
The odds are that you’ll do something that you’ll regret in the morning, should you happen to drink too much.
Even worse you could do something absolutely amazing and forget about it the following day.
We just had to share this story we came across today with all of you.
This guy wakes up and only remembers fragments of the previous night, completely unaware he has a damaged face.
Here’s what happened next…
Jack wakes up after a night out drinking with the boys with the worst hangover.
He is’nt even entirely sure how he got home from the party.
“Oh, damn,” straight away he thinks did he do something wrong the night before.
Forcing himself to open his eyes, the first thing he spots is two aspirins next to a glass of water on top of his locker.
Sitting up Jack notices his clothes all clean and pressed in front of him.
He swallows the aspirin, then cringes as he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Hanging on the corner of the mirror he notices writing with little red hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
“Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge racket. But don’t worry! Breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
There he see’s a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him as he stumbles into the kitchen.
There his son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”
His son reveals the truth.
“Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”
Confused, he asks his son, “So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ’Leave me alone, I’m married! I’m married!’”
Relieved at the response Jack began to cry!
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