A couple of days ago, a young woman noticed a dark spot in her belly button. She couldn’t manage to dislodge the strange lump and called in her brother to help. He could never have imagined what then came out.
Oh my goodness! How long did it take to accumulate this much gunk? I suppose it must have been a huge relief to be free of that. Let this be a warning to others: keep your belly buttons clean!
